This is 2014. My uterus should be able to send me a text to tell me I didn’t get pregnant this month. This bleeding all over everything for a week is positively medieval.
#yes but think of all of the other texts from your uterus#like oooooh that guy looks cute make out with him#you would make cute babies#ewww no babies are disgusting and so is that guy#punch him in the junk#no never mind just go eat a cake
So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.